my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
(via timelord-castiel)
the fact that celebrities have skin which is touchable still amazes me
#your sass is showing ten
your nine is showing ten
(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via one-tardis-to-exorcise-them-all)
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(via wawadonut)